The Best Things In Life Are Not Free

They are in dollar stores. Here’s a fascinating product found in a Chinatown Dollar Land:

Uh-huh. Bingo dabbers. The label on the larger bottle states “Keep from children”. What, do you suppose, are they referring to: the foul language or the toxic chemicals in the dye?

The smaller bottle – the one with the blatant copyright infringement of cartoon character Woody – is called “Little Pecker”.

Seems the company that markets these products has profiled bingo players as being lewd, potty-mouthed, tantrum-throwing seniors.

Can’t wait ’til I’m one of them.