A Very Elvis Christmas, The Lost Recordings

Some of you are familiar with Elvis – my dog – and his penchant for Christmas carols (see past posts Dog Days of Christmas, Sirius About Christmas, Elvis’ White Christmas, and Bark Angel).

Here’s one from the unpublished annals just in time for the holidays.  Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells”.

Tingle Balls

Tingle balls, tingle balls

Tingle all the way

I wonder where my balls have gone

I had them yesterday.

Dashing through the snow

Nothing between my legs

I wonder where my balls have gone

I had them yesterday.

They took me to that place

Where all the coats are white

Then they said goodbye to me

And left me overnight.

(repeat chorus)