Funny Girl

I was out for a stroll today with my trusty Canon Powershot capturing images of scenery for potential backgrounds when I walked past this:


One of Vancouver’s thriving urban blackberry thickets.

They looked so yummy but I couldn’t bring myself to eat any. I could not get past the thought of the thin veneer of oily exhaust I imagined they must be covered in.

What a shame it is that they grow along the roadside of a major driving route.

[extended pause]

The only thing they are good for is Traffic Jam.

[insert belly laugh here]