Move Over, Johnny Depp

The sight of Elvis chewing the face off a second-hand T-Bear – before and after my second-hand viewing of Sweeney Todd – earned him a new moniker…

Sweeney Dogg: The Demon Pitbull of Peed Street.

Picture this…Alan Rickman and my dog dueting “Pretty Women”.

Though in Elvis’ case, it would be “Pitty Women”.