Show & Tell #26

I was never one for collecting stuffed animals when I was a wee girl.  Oh, sure, I had a few, but not mountains of them like some of my friends did.  Now that I am a “mommy”, and have a [hairy] child of my own, I spend quite a bit of time perusing the stuffie bin at our local Salvation Army Thrift Store.  Every once in a while I will find something that is just too precious to hand over to Elvis.

This is one of them…


Not really sure what this little homemade guy is supposed to be. He looks like a turd in a bowtie.

How could I NOT buy this treasure?  I mean, look at him.

Everything about him is dead earnest: his expression, his posture, the way his little turd hands are clasped together in a gesture begging forgiveness.

He is truly sorry for any trouble he may have caused while coming out of your ass.

It’s not every day that you see that kind of sincerity.

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