2010 Alternative Olympics

With all the hype surrounding the upcoming 2010 games I’m considering writing in and requesting the addition of an event that us creative types could participate in…

The Depression Decathlon

Artletes would participate in the following 10 events over two consecutive days:

Day One
1. Long Jump (off a short pier)
2. Bi-Polar Vaulting
3. Wrestling (with your personal demons)
4. Synchronized Swinging (from the rafters)
5. Curling (into the fetal position)
Day Two
1. Boxing (yourself in)
2. High Jump (off a tall building)
3. Skeleton (in your closet)
4. Cycling (the vicious kind)
5. Psychological Luge (someone gives you a push and it’s all downhill from there)

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