I was at my local Sally Ann today, looking for ways to spend money that I don’t have. I overheard the following conversation between a four year old and her dad. It kinda sums up my current psychological state:
DAD: Let’s go.
DAD: Alright, but I’m leaving [walks away].
TOT: [laughs] I’m leaving too!
DAD: C’mon then. We have to go home.
TOT: [wailing] NO-O-O-O! I [sob] don’t [sob] want [sob] to go [sob] home.
DAD: Well, where do you want to go?
TOT: I [sob] don’t [sob] know.
Sister, I hear ya.