Swing Shift

I was at my local Sally Ann today, looking for ways to spend money that I don’t have.  I overheard the following conversation between a four year old and her dad. It kinda sums up my current psychological state:

DAD: Let’s go.

TOT: No!

DAD: Alright, but I’m leaving [walks away].

TOT: [laughs] I’m leaving too!

DAD: C’mon then. We have to go home.

TOT: [wailing] NO-O-O-O!  I [sob] don’t [sob] want [sob] to go [sob] home.

DAD: Well, where do you want to go?

TOT: I [sob] don’t [sob] know.

Sister, I hear ya.