Corrupt Cop [Out]

Today I broke one of the basic laws of the Fashion Police.

I wore navy and black together.

I’d never done it before – it was my first offense.

I did it on purpose, too.

Premeditated.

In public no less.

Was it because the older I get the less I care what other people think, or because I was too damn lazy to change my shirt?

Either way, after years of “being on the squad” it felt good to be a maverick.

“Eff you, Fashion Police. Eff you up your perfectly coordinated asses!”

Tomorrow I might even wear black shoes with white socks.