THE REGULAR SUNDAY SHOW & TELL POST IS PREEMPTED IN ORDER TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL BULLETIN
July 20, 2008, 8:10pm: Victim found eviscerated in orchard in Roberts Creek.
There are no dental records to confirm it, but the remains are presumed to be that of a Truly Troubled Toy (“Discontented Cyclops” model). The toy was last seen by witnesses at a Roberts Creek residence this April. Forensic experts believe that the victim was murdered in a primary location and then disposed of in the orchard.
Spokesperson officer MacDonald comments, “The gruesome nature of this attack shows a pathological disregard for stuffed toys.”
“We can’t prove it, but we think the crime was committed by Ms. Maggie, with her teeth, in the sunroom.”