R.C.P.D. Clue

THE REGULAR SUNDAY SHOW & TELL POST IS PREEMPTED IN ORDER TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL BULLETIN

July 20, 2008, 8:10pm: Victim found eviscerated in orchard in Roberts Creek.

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There are no dental records to confirm it, but the remains are presumed to be that of a Truly Troubled Toy (“Discontented Cyclops” model). The toy was last seen by witnesses at a Roberts Creek residence this April. Forensic experts believe that the victim was murdered in a primary location and then disposed of in the orchard.

Spokesperson officer MacDonald comments, “The gruesome nature of this attack shows a pathological disregard for stuffed toys.”

“We can’t prove it, but we think the crime was committed by Ms. Maggie, with her teeth, in the sunroom.”

One Response to “R.C.P.D. Clue”

  1. Tzaddi says:

    Does it make the crime less vile, that she still plays with it lovingly? 😉

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