Sirius About Christmas

Elvis’ second carol…riffing on Away In a Manger.

Away! There Is Mange Here

Away!  There is mange here
This spot on my back
Is proof that my mite count
Is way out of wack.
The girl in the white coat
She makes me stand there
And pokes her thermometer
Right you-know-where.
Away!  There is mange here
A spot with no fur.
But my mommy loves me
She paid for the cure.