Is That A Pitbull Under Your Fitted Sheet…

or are you just happy to see me?
Elvis Lump 1

Yup…that’s a pitbull alright.
Elvis Lump 2

A lazy, stubborn pitbull who doesn’t understand that the process of changing the sheets on the bed requires him to physically remove himself.
Elvis Lump 3

Ladies and gents:  the older, heavier, more lethargic Elvis.

One Response to “Is That A Pitbull Under Your Fitted Sheet…”

  1. Tzaddi says:

    But what I want to know is, where are the sequined pantsuit and the pharmaceuticals?