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Snark Attack

Ahhhhhh! Oh God someone please help me sweet Jesus no!
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F-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-

k-k. I have absolutely nothing of much interest rattling around in either hemisphere tonight save for an old commercial from my childhood circling around like a buzzard in my brain. Maybe a few of you will recognize it:
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Hair Piece

For several years Steve has been talking about getting his chest waxed.
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Optimism Schmoptimism

For someone who is naturally inclined (either by nurture or nature) to see the glass as half empty, it can be an ongoing struggle to re-frame your position to view the glass as half full.
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The Pros & Cons of Cutting Your Own Hair

Out of necessity (a combination of being unable to find a decent stylist for my hair type and having an emaciated wallet) I have been cutting my own hair for several years.
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The Benefits of Being Sidewardly Mobile

Seems like everyone’s goal in life is to “get ahead” – I’m no exception. Instead of achieving this on a task by task basis (i.e. complete school, then form familial unit, then forward career, then pay down mortgage) I’m going for it all concurrently. The ultimate multi-task.
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What’s In A Name

Emily Carr Institute’s recent “upgrade” to university status – and concomitant name change – is the fourth identity morph for the school since I began my journey towards BFA accreditation in 1992.
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I’m so disappointed…

…in myself. I couldn’t even make it one day without forgetting I was supposed to post a daily muse. Tsk. Tsk.
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Daily Muse

So…I have this brilliant plan to force myself to write at least a little bit every day: create a blog category and officially announce that I will be adding to it daily. How could I destroy the expectations of the 10’s of readers that regularly visit my site by not living up to my obligation of a daily post? What could be better motivation than than?
Oh…have I mentioned that my mother was raised Catholic?

PS – this counts as today’s post.

In Loving Memory…

Oh sweet tragedy!  Someone (or someTHING) has peeled ScooterHead, crumpled him into a ball and left him to decompose in an unkempt patch of grass.  Hooligans.  Vultures.  Murderers.

Everyone’s a critic.

Retro San Fran (April 26)

Up early and on the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) to Berkeley. Second and final day of the conference. Our last day in CA.
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Retro San Fran (April 24)

Up bright and early (well, at least up…damn those Napa Valley wines). Today is reserved for touring the SFMOMA.
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Retro San Fran (April 22)

Yes…I shoulda been diligently posting from my location in San Francisco, but it didna happen.
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Coming Soon…

…archives of my past work and performances including Blanche Meringue with Kitty Roca.

Canadian Graffiti

Last summer, we started walking Elvis through the commercial industrial neighbourhood that we live on the fringe of. The area encompasses roughly 35 square blocks: from 2nd Ave to Broadway, bookended by Main and Cambie Streets. This relatively small area is a veritable breeding ground for some amazing contemporary graffiti.

Check out the ‘Graffiti In My Neighbourhood‘ link in the blog sidebar to see what treasures we’ve been finding on our strolls.

I’m A BiPolar Bear

BiPolar Bear

R-R-R-A-A-W-W-W-R-R-R-R-R-R-r-r!

The onset of winter always makes me feel mean and sluggish.

I find myself thinking about hibernation.

A lot.

I wish it was an option for humans:

Hibernation from November to March?

c YES c NO

I could sleep through the darkest months…and my darkest moods (sigh).

Pheasants

With little more than a week left of the Calgary show I have only been able to dredge up this tidbit of promo…
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