Daily Muse

Disconnected

“You don’t have to do this,” you said.
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2010 Alternative Olympics

With all the hype surrounding the upcoming 2010 games I’m considering writing in and requesting the addition of an event that us creative types could participate in…

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VHS or Beta?

Ever feel like life is kinda like a video store?
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Plastic Forked

I wake up and I’m sore – so sore.
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Go Ask Alice…

Had myself a Jefferson Airplane moment while scurrying around in preparation of leaving work tonight.
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Words That Should Be

Here’s an amusing and educational time-waster if you ever need to procrastinate:
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Why I Don’t Have Children

Watched “March of the Penguins” tonight. I wonder if I’m the only one who was surprised that none of the daddy ‘guins were shown eating their offspring.
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Hotel Muse – Grand Opening

Located on the fringe of trendy Mount Pleasant, Hotel Muse is just steps away from predictable empty calorie low-cost dining and the detox centre.
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Everything but the kitchen sink (is working)

We have been without the use of our kitchen faucet for a few days now. The cartridge in our bottom-of-the-line Moen decided it’s duty was done and that was that.
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Show & Tell #2

This is an item I picked up for $3.99 in a collectibles/toy store in Chinatown.

Lucky Big White Shark 1

Lucky Big White Shark (or Luck Crazy Big White Shark if you go by the back of the box).
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Musical Scares

On my way home from work tonight I cut through Sears en route to the Skytrain. The music playing over the intercom was Pink Floyd’s The Wall.
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Corporate Colonic

Sometimes Daily Muse is the only chance I have in a day to flex my creativity. I try to write in the mornings before the world touches me too much and I start seeing everything through shit-coloured glasses.
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Sunday Show & Tell

Starting today Sundays will be devoted to a regular show and tell post.

For my inaugural post I’d like to share a little gem that I found in my local dollar store (which happens to be one of the best in the biz).

At first I thought it was just a pint-sized rubber chicken…

Chick Squeeze 1

but further investigation proved it to be much, much more…
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The Sound of Silence

Remember when you were a kid and you were told that if you couldn’t think of anything nice to say you shouldn’t say anything at all…

Forecast for tomorrow:  50% chance of surly in the morning with scattered niceness throughout the day.

Snark Attack

Ahhhhhh! Oh God someone please help me sweet Jesus no!
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F-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-

k-k. I have absolutely nothing of much interest rattling around in either hemisphere tonight save for an old commercial from my childhood circling around like a buzzard in my brain. Maybe a few of you will recognize it:
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